White horses and sex

 

I discovered this gorgeous unicorn at some furries shop (it happened to be scripted with quite an erotic mount pose, which inspired the lacy costume I’m wearing in the screenshot).  Perhaps all girls have some kind of fantasy about knights in shining armor and white steeds, both of which I was fascinated with as a child. In fact, I wrote a lengthy report in 5th grade on Arabian horses and was quite obsessed with them for a few months, even buying one of those oil paint-by-number boxes, which contained one cardboard canvas close-up of the horse’s head and another of a horse running in a field.

Naturally, at that age, my interest in horses was in no way linked to anything sexual, and later on, it actually disgusted me that the visual association of women and horses contained many sexual connotations.

In Korea, there is a famous adult movie series called “Aema-buin” (horse-loving woman) which apparently features scenes of a woman riding a horse naked. (Why would anyone want to do that?) So in Korea, women shouldn’t say that they like horses, because it is considered a roundabout way of saying that you like free sex. There is another saying called “riding the white horse” which Asian men use when they refer to having sex with a Caucasian woman.

Poor horses. They don’t deserve to be considered sexual animals. If anything, it should be the dolphin, the only animal that has sex for pleasure. If you think about how a dolphin smiles, it is kind of scary.